Total Medals Earned: 499 (From 127 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,835 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (25/175 points)
Looks more like it...
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/20 (35/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Splat! She's flat for real now.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/80 points)
Swing it towards your foe. Haven't won yet? Repeat previous step.
Place it in front of anything dangerous. It's as simple as that.
Allows you to dash because walking is slow and boring.
Makes you invulnerable! But only after you were hurt...
Big Red Potions... There is always not enough of them.
Qaug is dead. Are you happy now?
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/205 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 1/15 (5/280 points)
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (65/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a match against someone in online
Customized your character
Won a game of single player
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (30/400 points)
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
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Follow me on Newgrounds
Follow me on Twitter.
They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/165 points)
You've lost the game and doomed us all!
You've found The Hammer of Brick Breaking!
You've claimed the sword!
You've won the game and saved the universe!
You've purged this game of all monsters!
On the edge of darkness, you still prevailed!
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times