Total Medals Earned: 499 (From 127 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,835 Points
Medals Earned: 3/13 (60/475 points)
Play the minigame without hitting obstacles
Get to wave 5 in endless mode
Get to wave 10 in endless mode
Defeat evil (In classic mode)
Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)
It's part of the game, you know the drill
Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude
Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa
Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)
Destroy the painting
Try the game out on a phone
Get to wave 20 in endless mode
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Complete level 2
complete level 6
complete level 10
complete level 16
complete the game
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/310 points)
Complete THE FRONT LAWN
Complete THE HOUSE
Complete THE BASEMENT
Complete THE PIT
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete any level without firing your gun
Survive for 10 minutes in endless mode
Accumulate 1000 total kills
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/100 points)
Get to stage 5
Get to stage 10
You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.
Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.
Get to stage 15
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Did you? Lovely.
You opened the credits page.
You won the game...
Medals Earned: 12/18 (145/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 8/10 (160/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Achieve the inevitable
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Have you tried eating less fiber
Kill a construction worker
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding
Medals Earned: 4/4 (175/175 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (155/155 points)
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge
It's part of the grind